Z drops in

I’m home but still borrowing computers as mine has only gone to be fixed today. So all I have for you right now are a couple of quotes.

Heard in Islington: smartly dressed mother to small child – ‘Do you need to do a wee-wee?’ Small child – ‘Nyeah’. ‘You must tell me when you do, Douglas, rather than holding your willy like that.’

Said by Sue, in the Plaza Major, Madrid, after a very large gin and tonic:- ‘It’s not as posh as the Place de Vosges, but the Place de Vosges is not paved.’ Her diction was perfect, and this is, now, the approved test for drunkenness.

6 comments on “Z drops in

  1. Z

    Great, isn’t it?

    I’ll still be a bit distracted for a day or two – rather a lot to catch up on. So I won’t be reading any blogs, much as I miss you all.

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  2. Wendy

    ‘It’s not as posh as the Place de Vosges, but the Place de Vosges is not paved.’

    That beats “She sells seashells” etc by a mile. And it made me guffaw. Therefore, as phrases go, it’s a winner and definitely an excellent drunkeness test.

    Good to have you back – you were missed.

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