No really, it seems to be an untruth universally accepted that I drink a lot. I don’t. I may be seen at all social occasions with a glass in my hand, but that does not suggest that it’s frequently being emptied by me and refilled. Indeed, I distinctly remember (for I was sober all the time) at Weeza and Phil’s wedding filling my glass, with infinite subtlety, only three-quarters full at the start and clutching it most of the evening. Since I took the occasional swig, it was assumed that I had had several glassfuls, but only the one. Until it warmed just too much, when it was quietly poured onto the grass and re-half-filled.
Nevertheless, I do avow that one of the biggest treats is drinking during the day. PURELY BECAUSE IT’S SO RARE (please excuse the rare excursion into Dooce-territory. Great girl, but she don’t half shout a lot). So yesterday, when I had a glass of wine before lunch, was a delight.
Today was a delight too, mind you, though no alcohol was involved at all, because Weeza sent me an email this morning with a newspaper article about increased speed traps around and about, and particularly in Boringland (the first letter should be a P, but the village sign was defaced, not by me, some years ago and it does seem to suit, for drivers-through at any rate though I’m sure it’s a truly delightful place to live. Really – I often use the shops and I know some nice people who live there). She was, googlemailwise, online, so I said a cheery ‘hi’, as one does (how come ‘Hi’ is an acceptable salutation for email when it Wouldn’t Do for a letter? And when did ‘Kind regards’ be the norm for signing off, email or letter, if semi-formal to friendly?). Anyhoo, it transpired that she would be home by lunchtime, so I invited myself over. Very enjoyable. Zerlina has sprouted lots of teeth in the last week or so, having had only 4 (reduced to 3) for months. She is also walking steadily, although still holding her arms out, zombie-like, for balance. I advised on pruning of shrubs and various plants for winter, and also on planting of tulips. Can’t be arsed to do it but I’m sound on advice.
Ooh! – Update – Weeza has just forwarded this. Another use for a butt