I’ve got a post to write but I have to share this first. Tim and I chatted over dinner, which is still a joy after all these years (fourth anniversary less than four weeks, darlings) and the subject of Perry Como came up, because he is my first and most enduring heartthrob, from Catch A Falling Star when I was two years old. Tim tried to remember the song about the US states and I didn’t know it, so googled it.

Darlings, it is fabulous. Clever and witty and Perry Como is singing which is … yeah, I’m still in love with Perry Como.

Sorry about the advert at the start, but the song is worth it.