So in addition to those sort of evaluations of people’s ‘types’ (that I daresay all you on Facebook do already), like being a Horse, a Bird or a Cow, or the physical ones like Ectomorph, Endomorph or Mesomorph, or else Apple, Pear, Banana or Hourglass for a woman, or else your learning type, known for short as VAK, which is effectively seeing, hearing or doing – Christopher now tells me that the length of your arms relative to your height decides whether you are a square, a rectangle or a gorilla.
It’s like that bit in Pretty Woman where it said that your forearm is the same length as your foot, and every woman in the cinema instantly checked it out. That is – really? oh! who knew?
Anyway, I knew I had short arms because I’ve never bought a garment with full-length sleeves where the sleeves were not too long.
I shall leave you pondering these matters while I cook Wink’s lunch – she’s just arrived for the weekend.